Those are the two things (actually it’s THREE things, isn’t it?) I’m talking about on the latest episode of Off The Chain.

It may SEEM like these things aren’t related... but they are.

ESPECIALLY if you’re marketing online.

In fact, understanding a goldfish’s attention span and Janet Jackson’s boobs just may be the most important thing to dramatically bump up your conversions, sales and profits from all your online marketing.

My demented brain makes sense of this mixed up mish mash of ideas here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

If you’re an iTunes hater and/or prefer to listen on an Android device...

...OR... you just prefer to listen online, go here instead:

http://offthechainshow.com/blog/

All the best,
Doberman Dan

P.S. Can you imagine a job where you get PAID to hold Janet Jackson’s wonderful boobs?

Well, that job really did exist back in the 80’s.

And I’m going to tell you exactly why I’d HATE that job here:

http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes

If you’re an iTunes hater and/or prefer to listen on an Android device...

...OR... you just prefer to listen online, go here instead:

http://offthechainshow.com/blog/

Paxvobiscum.