This week, Luke joins the podcast as they begin with a discussion about weird dreams they’ve had. They then talk about a drunk substitute teacher and the difficulties of that particular job. During the social media update, they emphasize their concern for Bernie Sanders and his signs of dementia (#helpbernie). Jared talks about his new pair of glasses and his discovery of how the world is supposed to look. There may be a new character emerging character (Condescending Jared). Later they get into a discussion about their old elementary school and the oddities of the school library. Other topics include, the perfect first date, bananas are berries, luck, and random question generator.