Tim Allen is so marginalized you guys. We were going to start a Kickstarter but then we realized we didn't give anything close to a f***. #oops

This week, we drag Brett Ratner, Dave Chappelle, John Mayer, someone actually named Raul Labrador and almost Tom Cruise for a garden variety of reasons they all probably deserve.

And y'all Security Moms… yeah, you're gonna want to have a BIG glass of wice ready for this one. Troll Patrol gets real meta and we flip our wigs over things that really matter. Like Moana, RuPaul's Drag Race, Baywatch and an iPad game for teenagers. Listen, it's not the New York Times, but it's also not fake news. So... that's something.