Marcus rants for a couple of minutes about things he doesn't need..like civility, and a particularly garbage word in his vocabulary.

The man of mystery, the priest when everybody else wants to be bandits. In this quick carryover from Ugly Inner Child we talk about how to play a character who might not have the parties best interest at heart.

The Statement of Randolph Carter- HP Lovecraft. I flubbed a few lines, but the guy was a racist.

Marcus reads an excerpt from (former)Friend of the show and longtime DPF poster Nette! "Someone to catch me" chapter 25

Intro music Henpecked Blues, by the Ben Bernie Orchestra This is almost a single take read through of HP Lovecraft the racists tale "The Nameless City" and Marcus throws in some notes and profanity as he attempts to read through it. Enjoy what has never been enjoyed and listen to the unlistenable!

Marcus reads Nyarlathotep by HP Lovecraft who was a huge Ahole racist "even for his era". Dude was a dickhole. Intro Song "I cried for you" written by Gus Arnheim and Abe Lyman

An extra 10 minutes of Marcus complaining about his entirely optional past time that he chooses to do of his own will. 4 tips to running a PbP more smoothly.

Listen to Marcus rant about one of his chosen hobbies that he prioritizes above all others and what he dislikes about the 'fun' he willingly inflicts upon himself. This is a broad strokes rant about playing by post, how it differs from writing, and how to make it run smoother. part 2 will contain more practical information about running better PbP games.

The first Marcus free episode of Deadpan Fury. Khonshu purrs into the phone for a minute and a half.

Marcus sings a song to unite the world, then proceeds to tell off half his friends list. He doesn't even get political, opting not to mention that dough head. Social Distancing since 73 baybee