In an oversized episode, the homecoming court competes in the first annual "Useless Achievements Bowl" to determine the Homecoming Prince and Princess, Dean Pellegrino tells us about his experience as a professional magician, and Mr. Fay waxes philosophic on football, family, and fiction.

Big shout out to ALEX BECKER who designed our new cover art! His attention to detail is astounding. He even captured the way Castagna's mustache doesn't quite connect in the middle. Haupt's avatar, however, is far too handsome.

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