Dear 9th Precinct, Space ships have landed on the Bowery and we are waiting for you to ticket and tow them!!!!!!
If there is a crime way you can take the Bowery Hotel and converted it to a prison because it looks like one!!!!!!!!
I went to sleep in the East Village and woke up in a bad xerox of Dubai and NYU and Cooper Union NYU jr mega dormed and supersized our historic neighborhood and fellow real estate magnates joined higher ed in the destruction of our community and history.