In this episode, I:

- Demand answers from my mysterious Japanese audience (respectfully)

- Attempt to become “swims before work girl” (thwarted by Big Goggle)

- Pitch a new podcast: Ear Candy with Randy and Andy

- Reflect on bombing at a winery and then… doubling down

- And come to a life-changing realization:

I am not a strawberry. I am a Kalamata olive.

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