We’re back, and somehow starting the season exactly how you’d expect. This episode spirals from the surprisingly real concept of turning cremated remains into dessert (no, we’re not okay either) to Chelsea’s past as a fifth grade bus patrol narc who absolutely would have written you up. We also take a nostalgic detour into the D.A.R.E. program, what it taught us, what it didn’t, and why it felt more like a threat than prevention.

It’s dark, it’s dumb, it’s deeply unserious… and it’s the perfect way to kick off Season 3 of Does This Make My Ash Look Big? 🍰🚓💀

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