Don't go to the Dominican Republic! Seriously, whether it's the minibar or a poorly paid hit squad, something down there may try to kill you. Big Papi found out the hard way, and so did a bunch of American tourists. I'm still adjusting to a new sleep schedule, so if the content sucks it's not my fault! In any case, we're talkin' incompetent hit men, poison vodka nips, analingus, and -- I can't believe it -- defending a soccer team, oh my! 

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