We are embarking on a murder mystery this week where the only mystery is how this movie got made. This film contains the worst detective work ever witnessed, zero character depth, and an overall lack of common sense. We're not really sure why you want to hear our opinions, and we know you don't need them, but here's two hours of them anyway. So enjoy our lack of professionalism, and our overflow of criticism in this week's episode: Death on the Nile.