Impeachment update time: it’s still going on and it’s still going to end the same way everyone thinks it will. There are Hallmark Christmas movies less predictable than this. The question now is: will anyone care? Jerry Falwell, Jr. and Charlie Krik combine grifting powers to form the Falkirk Center at Liberty University. Think of it as at the Kirkland brand version of a think tank: lower quality and you’re going to get a lot more of it than you really want. Pelotons and cars are Christmas gifts in TV ads. Who has this much money to give these presents? The canned seafood world is rocked by a tuna price fixing scandal. How will we ever recover? Probably by mixing this scandal with some mayo and relish. And a poor potato crop means a possible French fry shortage. But it’s not fries we should be really worried about. Joe offers his definitive potato rankings to prove it.

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