- 1970's Halloween Costumes, the End of the Positive Hobo Imagery

- Theee Old Ghost Costume Switch-A-Roooo

- Expanded Cable Caused Costume Confusion (The Cautionary Tale of Haves & Have Nots)

- Hard Plastic Tongue Guillotine

- The Rise of the Pumpkin Carving Kit And The Evil Do'ers That Use Them

- The Quiet Death of the Coveted Carmel Apple (Stupid Razor Blade Rumor Mill)

- A Can of White Hominy Is NOT Better Than Getting A Rock

- Finally....... Candy Talk

- The Washington Iowa Tiger Lady

- Smashing Pumpkins & Ghost Riding Mannequins (The Trick Side of The Holiday)

- The Halloween Costume Walk of Shame

- Hauling A Thousand Dollars Worth of Expensive Whiskey To  Help Raise Money for A Children's Hospital and A Haunted Bike Trail........ The Blues Brothers Movie That Was Never Made...... But Should Have Been.

- Speed Round = Spirt Halloween The Hermit Crab of the Business World