Super Bowl XXXIII was a one sided bore, but halftime gave viewers at least three options: the regular halftime show featuring Gloria Estefan, Stevie Wonder, and Big Bad Voodoo Daddy on Fox, Celebrity Deathmatch’s Deathbowl ‘99 on Fox, and Mankind vs. the Rock in an empty arena for the WWF Championship on USA. We watched all three to let you know what you should’ve watched 21 years ago. You’re welcome.

Theme song “There Are Traitors in Our Midst” by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne