Definitely Doomed

What's at stake? Reuben and Basil discuss Forever, Reuben's tendency to like or dislike something based on only its strongest/weakest element, whether or not Spike picked those flowers, Joel Grey's magnetism, the opposite of lamp shading, and practicality's role in decision making.

Definitely Doomed Ep. 95 Pot Lucks Are Depressing

This week on Definitely Doomed, Basil and Reuben discuss The Body. I cried. I always do.

Definitely Doomed Ep. 94 Can I Be A Grownup?

What's at stake? Reuben and Basil discuss I Was Made to Love You, Basil's smug sipping, Buffy getting to meet the shadow version of a desperate for boys Buffy, Warren's early and blatant misogyny, empathizing with robots (but not people), and a workable definition of the difference between healthy dating and how it is often presented on TV.

Definitely Doomed Ep. 93 Romance and Magnetic Trains

What's at stake? Reuben and Basil discuss Crush, being tired and hungover, the non news of a dozen people being killed in Sunnydale, Spike's side job as a part time Old Navy model, bad chalk outline jokes, and Reuben is very sick!

Definitely Doomed Ep. 92 Do You Like the Ramones?

What's at stake? Basil and Reuben discuss Blood Ties, distracting lighting, the career of Steven S. DeKnight, rushed & poor audio work, and the continuity errors that Dawn's existence introduces.

Definitely Doomed Ep. 91 I Guess That's You Niblet

What's at stake? Reuben and Basil discuss Checkpoint, this show's disdain for college professors, Glory's victimhood, Buffy's performative mercy, and some unintentional commentary on bureaucracy.

Definitely Doomed Ep. 90 Who's Our Little Patriot

What's at stake? Basil and Reuben discuss Triangle, Reuben's nonsensical segways, changing attitudes on trolls,  Buffy's religious beliefs, Nathan for You, and Spike's great buddy cop usage.

Definitely Doomed Ep. 89 Rules Are Stupid

What's at stake? Reuben and Basil discuss Into the Woods, dating the podcast very specifically, having too much sympathy for Spike, including extremely unerotic sex scenes, and socially justifying being cruel under the guise of friendship.

Definitely Doomed Ep. 88 Some Quality Time with the Lord

What's at stake? Basil and Reuben discuss Listening to Fear, Basil's super adrenaline, demon ecology, blowjobs through blocking, Riley not being able to survive a day without Buffy, screwball without any heart, and the minimum number of lines for each actor.

Definitely Doomed Ep. 87 Good and Wiggly

What's at stake? Reuben and Basil discuss Shadow, bad CGI and our growing disinterest in critiquing on that level, the great Glorificus, Kristine Sutherland's acting, changing dynamics between parents and children, and Reuben rubs his cell phone on his head.

Definitely Doomed Ep. 86 Tomb Go Boom