Degrassi! It may be the greatest television show of all time. I might be overdoing it but it is for sure a fan favorite. This week on Birdhands we watch four episodes of the most gripping television around in the 1980's.

Wheels runs away to the paradise known as Port Hope and gets molested by a vacuum salesman. But will his journey be worth it as he hopes to reunite with his birth father and join his rock band playing bass?

And speaking of bad trips, Shane and Luke drop acid at the Gourmet Scum concert and Shane does a header off a bridge. Not good as he was splitting his allowance with Spike for their baby.

Dwayne also lucks out by getting laid on summer vacation. He loses his virginity but finds something else. AIDS! Degrassi should have installed those condom machines a year earlier. All this and much more as Birdhands presents - Degrass-a-thon!