Ronnie and Jazz investigate "Sex, Birth, Death", which raises the question: can people with murder fantasies prevent themselves from murdering? Yes, moral quandaries once existed on Criminal Minds, and it's freaking the hell out of our hosts. Also, the boys discuss Stan Lee's true calling, why Jazz didn't graduate college and open their Christmas presents. Oh, and we now have music provided by America's most confirmed of bachelors, Anthony Stark!