For the finale of CHILDREN IN PERIL month, Ronnie and Jazz tackle Beyond Borders Season 1 finale "Paper Orphans". Set in Haiti, the episode is about a couple keen on adopting a Haitian boy lose their biological child during the night. But the hosts spend most of their time on tangents regarding spinoffs, Jack Garrett's illegitimate children and whatever else resides in the grim recesses of their minds. Does the episode make for a decent de facto series finale? God no. It's a, uh, good thing the show was renewed for another season...