Joined by special guest Silky Boner, this week we dive into Van Halen's Women and Children First. Hear Delvis try to argue this as Van Halen's best album. Decide if this album spawned Disturbed. Hear much discussion of Diamond Dave's penis. And learn Delvis' deathbed wish to learn why a moople out looking for a moop dee.

Remember how much you used to like Green Day? Well, let us remind you! We discuss the unfairly forgotten Warning album. Is Tre Cool a vampire? Why is Billy Joel fronting the band? Which Green Day imitator does Delvis wish death upon? Find out inside!

Who knew that the only thing more sexually off putting than shirtless, shaved head Ed Kowalczyk is long haired, puffy shirted Ed Kowalczyk? Learn this and other potentially true facts as we discuss Live's Throwing Copper. Which lyrics make Delvis cringe? Why aren't there more songs like Stage? Why do the Dutch really get Ed??

In honor of it's 30th anniversary, we discuss The Joshua Tree. U2 should be so lucky!
How does U2 stack up to 3 Doors Down? Who created the mullet? What is Drunk Chicken? Find out here!

Women love The Killers...and so do we (mostly). Listen as we discuss the "The" bands, Learn what the "nu" in nu-metal stands for. Feel the drummer's pain for having to play so much. Hear why the lack of a pair of sunglasses can transform you from a rock god to an English teacher.

Want to hear the saddest story ever? Well listen to us talk about Art Alexakis' life. Your life will seem "Wonderful" by comparison! We talk about alternative rock, interracial relationships, and Jewish aunts.

We discuss all the notable deaths of 2016, and listen to some music by some of our favorites.

Forget the Stationary Dingleberries. This week we discuss the Traveling Wilburys and their first album. Wanna know about Jeff Lynne's huge hog? How about the secret of who killed Roy Orbison? These and other possibly true facts can be found in this latest episode of Delvis & the King.

Too heavy? Too light? Too black or too white?? Too wrong or too right?!? Today or tonight?!?!?!? Don't worry: Delvis & the King have got you covered. We discuss Seven Mary Three's American Standard. There's more than one good song on this album, dammit! Hear us discuss post grunge bands, Jesuits, and the bands douchebags listen to (hint: it's not 7M3).