As PJ reaches 119, it's midweek madness with jokes, puns and gags on workaholics, sugar, fonts and more!

I used to tell people that I was a workaholic, until I realised that it didn't mean "guy who gets shit-faced at the office".

I started my new job as a tailor last week. It was sew-sew.

Jokes about white sugar are rare, but jokes about brown sugar? Demerara.

Times New Roman and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The barman says "Oi! We don't want your type in here!"

What do you call a man with a car on his head? An ambulance - he's got a car on his head!

My wife says we need more garden furniture. I'm sitting on the fence.