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A scorching take on America's political divide where election night feels like two septuagenarians fighting over the last Ensure while the world watches our national ball sack hang out of our collective Dockers.

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Why are we like this? Because outrage is easier than nuance and hatred's way more profitable than harmony. We've built a system where being wrong loudly pays better than being right quietly. Our democracy's become a reality show where the prize is feeling superior while Rome burns. We don't want presidents—we want team captains who'll validate our prejudices while we scroll ourselves into oblivion. And the networks? They're just selling tickets to the freak show.