"Hey Lard***, are you ready to have your Trash Cinema saved by none other Baby Oopsy Daisy, themself? Are you ready to learn how to sh*t your pants, how David S Goyer got famous, and why it Chunky Chicken should be the only place you eat--then stay tuned for this week's episode of STC where Baby Oopsy Daisy walks you through the monolith that is Demonic Toys! Lard***!!!!"

-Baby Oopsy Daisy

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