This Easter you may be headed to church. Whether it's for the first time, you're returning after a long time away, or you have been going there your entire life - it may be difficult to know what to expect. Church can be weird. Church people can be odd. The traditions sometimes need translation. That's what this episode is about. Consider this a beginners guide to first time attenders. Also, since it's based mostly on our own experience be prepared for some sweeping generalizations.