This week, the Late Crew takes off with the Air Force’s latest adventure: deportation flights featuring onboard Ravens—yes, actual Air Marshals with attitude, not Edgar Allan Poe’s spirit animals. Then it’s on to the new dress and grooming standards, where we try to figure out if the Air Force is going for “warfighter chic” or just slowly turning into a JROTC fashion blog.

The Pentagon decides it's done with “Identity Months,” which probably means the morale PowerPoints just got shorter, and we check out the Government Travel Card audit—aka, who’s been buying sushi and spa days on Uncle Sam’s dime. Plus, we go full Price Is Right with the Military Auction Game, and wrap things up with a dive into the Yalta Conference, where world leaders divided the globe like a Risk board. Whether you're here for the hot takes or the historical hot messes, this is your one-stop News for Vets shop—minus the SpaceX updates (this time).