Derek and Tim Eat Snacks

This week on the DATEScast, Derek is rich now and Tim refuses to be funny, so the end of the podcast is imminent. But before they wrap things up forever, they want to make sure to rate every cereal they can because, as everyone knows, cereal is a snack, Craig. Our snackologists are ready to do their job (well, Tim is, Derek is rich so he doesn't care) and PER this week's snack, Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pie Cereal.

Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne)

Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Jack Harlow (@jackharlow)

Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, they're doing it. They're actually doing it. This week, thanks to a line uttered by WWE wrestler AJ Styles like some sort of open challenge, the guys are picking, eating, and rating the combination of Grits and M&Ms.

Yes, I'm serious.

Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne)

Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & CFO$ (@CFOSOfficial)

Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, Tim and Derek prepare to be cancelled. They also discuss how hard it is to support brands that do terrible things. Like when Snickers makes a brownie. That's a spoiler. This week, our dynamic duo is picking, eating, and rating Snickers Peanut Brownie Squares. We know...the peanut is redundant.

Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne)

Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & The Rolling Stones

Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, Tim and Derek are once again trying to figure out how to parent in a pandemic. But this time on this episode, they are taking some time for themselves. This snack isn't for the viewers or the listeners...it's for the snackologists in all of us. (DISCLAIMER: you are not certified to rate snacks and are not an actual snackologist) The dynamic duo is picking, eating, and rating Barton's Peanut Butter and Jelly Cups.

Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne)

Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & T.I. (@Tip), Young Thug, & Young Dro

Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, Tim and Derek discuss the snacks they're doing as homework that have let them down. Because when they're not PERing on the podcast, they're PERing in real life. And when it comes to this week's snack, they didn't choose it...it chose them. Your favorite snackologists are picking, eating, and rating Totino's Takis Mini Snack Bites.

Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne)

Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Ohio Players

Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, it's a new year but with the same ol' Nazis. While Tim and Derek lament about not being able to retire their sign off, they still find great joy in dick shaped snacks. And by the way...cereal is a snack, Craig. For the first PER of 2021, the boys are rating a long awaited snack that may be a little past its best by date but really they're good forever. It's time to finally try Hostess Twinkies Cereal.

Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne)

Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Gillette

Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, it's Christmas Day (WINK) and the end of our 12 DATES of Christmas. Derek discusses how his wife has been actively working against him on Operation: Secret Santa, and Tim talks about toys he's preordered. Our snacking experts also provide some parental advice on that damn Elf on a Shelf and slowing down the gift opening on Christmas Day. But at the end of the day and the year, we just all want to settle in with a glass of coquito and a nice snack. This week, we are picking, eating, and rating Pillsbury Hot Cocoa Cookie Dough.

Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne)

Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Tom Hanks (@tomhanks)

Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, it's Christmas Eve, the presents are wrapped, and the stockings are hung by the chimney with care, so that means it's time to snack. After a holiday season of hard work and under appreciation, our snackologists kick back with a mug of coquito and bask in all of the hard work they've done...rating snacks. So for the 11th day of our 12 DATES of CHRISTMAS, our holiday heroes are PERing Angie's Hot Cocoa Marshmallow Flavored Kettle Corn.

Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne)

Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Kids See Ghosts

Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, the 12 DATES of CHRISTMAS are coming to an end soon, and despite all of their differences this holiday season our snackologists are actually starting to grow closer. They reminisce over the past holiday specials and commercials from their childhoods while refusing to choose sides in a modern day war over Fruity vs Coco Pebbles. But on day 10 of the 12 DATES of CHRISTMAS, we pay homage to one of GOAT cereals by picking, eating and rating in its newest holiday form, Fruity Pebbles Cereal 'N Candy Snowmen. Forget what we said earlier...this is the most divisive snack in the history of this podcast.

Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne)

Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Ella Fitzgerald

Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, Derek is treading on thin ice as our snackologists discuss DC Comics and films. Tim reveals his shockingly shallow origin story with DC and confirms he's just in it for The Bats. But in honor of the new film Wonder Woman 1984 releasing on Christmas Day and since there will be nothing else to do, our dynamic duo is spending day nine of our 12 DATES of CHRISTMAS picking, eating, and rating Wonder Woman Sweet Tart Ropes.

Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne)

Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & The Not Ready for Prime Time Players

Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks