What do you get when you mix HSM, Spirit Halloween, and poorly written fan fiction? A not very great movie! Join us as we embark on a quest to the evil Kingdom of Auradon where their heartless ruler The Beast has been persuaded to cease his illegal imprisonment of minors. Can these kids overcome their tragic roots and prove that villainy isn't something you inherit, or will society's prejudice and a lifetime of stacked odds prove too much for them to conquer? Also will they actually sing any fucking songs in this musical? Give us a listen and find out.