Hark! In the distance! An Uber approaches! Adorned with a small piece of paper that simply reads "Uber," a Lincoln Town Car arrives at your doorstep, slowing as it makes it's presence known via headlights cutting through the morning darkness. Nosey neighbors peer between the curtains, unable to discern who amongst them could possibly warrant such wondrous means of transportation. Little do they know, it is you. With a strut usually reserved for royalty, you make your way down the driveway towards the Town Car. On your approach, the driver lowers his window.

"My car is broken. I can't take you," he says. He speeds off, leaving you stranded. 

Things Discussed: Uber, Designed by Apple in California, Disney's interest in Netflix, the butt emoji, Dusk, Twitter's new anti-abuse tools, Super Mario Run, Westworld renewed for a second season

Music by Brendon Bigley and NΣΣT

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