🔥 HILARIA BALDWIN: When marrying a celebrity is your only personality trait! 🔥

Watch as we hilariously dissect Hilaria "How You Say... Cucumber?" Baldwin's desperate grab for the spotlight with her new book "No Manual Included" (spoiler: the manual is called NANNIES) and her reality show nobody asked for!

From Boston to "Barcelona," we expose the woman who gave her daughter her own name (seriously, ILARIA BALDWIN?!) and somehow manages seven children while never missing a hallway mirror selfie opportunity!

The audacity of presenting yourself as a parenting expert when your primary qualification is... checks notes... marrying Alec Baldwin? We can't! 💀

Join us for this brutal takedown of celebrity-adjacent fame-hunting, cultural appropriation, and the special kind of delusion that makes someone think we care about their "journey" when we're really just waiting for Alec to lose it on camera!

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