On today's episode we uncover the Pascagoula Abduction of 1973 and discuss one of the grossest alien abductees and certified douche bags- Stan Romanek. You're going to learn a lot of things: 1. If you shout from the rooftops you've been seeded by aliens, chances are someone will eventually make a documentary about you. 2. If you're a fisherman in Mississippi and have a penchant for fishing in the moonlight, you just might get accosted by crab people.