Devils For Hire

Devils For Hire

By C.R. LavalleeFictionComedy Fiction
Download on the App Store

Devils For Hire episodes

  • Devils For Hire Remembers

    Devils for Hire would like to provide 2 minutes of silence to remember those who have served, currently serve, and those who have made the ultimate sacrifice.


    From all of us, thank you.

    3 min
  • Episode 12: Ramone Gets A.I.D.Z (Season Finale)

    With the Plutonium secured from Sanctuary to re-energize Manhattan's power grid, the Devil's Unit will soon be back in business maintaining order and peace throughout the wastelands. But at a cost... Ramone has contracted the A.I.D.Z. virus from a previous mission and will soon succumb to Zombiism unless an antidote is found. The problem is... The one man who ever experimented in this field is presumed missing or dead and the Devils will have to use their newfound resources to try to track down any information that could save Ramone before he becomes an unstoppable, brain-hungry killing machine.


    Special thanks to Biggs, Aaron, Kayla, Roushall who volunteered their time to help make this pilot project possible, and Bobby for being the guy who ingested psychedelics to make sure it was still interesting under extreme circumstances.


    Devils For Hire main theme song "Devil For a Shadow":

    Music by Biggs

    Produced by Biggs, C.R. Lavallee

    Lyrics/vocals by C.R. Lavallee


    Like, Follow, Share. Your support will help Devils For Hire become what it was always intended to be - a hilariously violent televised series!


    Thank you

    C.R. Lavallee


    Cover art generated using GrokXai



    48 min
  • Season Finale Teaser

    The shocking Season 1 Finale!


    Adventure


    Violence


    A.I.D.Z.


    Cumming soon!


    (Brought to you by A.I.D.Z-Away Body Armour)




    Cover art generated using GrokXai

    1 min
  • Episode 11: No Sanctuary

    After kidnapping a couple of dangerous fellows from the local watering hole, the Devil's Unit have cleverly disguised them as Brian and Rusty using Brian's pubic hair and some makeup scrounged up at an old burlesque house with hopes they will act as convincing decoys to fool Rodney Peril's artificial intelligence. Now they must find a way to fool the decoys into volunteering for death while they enter the most mysterious and dangerous place left on Earth - a partially operational Nuclear Power Plant within the walls of Sanctuary that is guarded by Rodney itself. The plan: Destroy Rodney Peril and escape with enough plutonium to power Manhattan for good. The problem: Rodney is aware, and has falsified a broadcast to turn the marauders of the surrounding region against the Devils, hoping to have them killed before they can enter. The hunters are now the hunted, equipped only with a few small arms, explosives, and a Yeti wielding a Neutron Emitting Gatling Gun Assault Rifle.


    Who will come out on top? Only one thing is certain. Not everyone will make it out of this episode alive. For there is No Sanctuary here.


    Cover art generated using Grok xAI

    55 min
  • Episode 10: Gunopoly

    With their sanctuary's power completely drained, the Devil's Unit must now find a new source of energy. They will have to infiltrate the most dangerous place imaginable and steal a stockpile of plutonium. But first, they will have to take the weapons and vehicles left over from the battlefield and make a trade with another mercenary group for fuel to get there. The only problem, Rodney is aware, and is using the only tool at its disposal to stop the Devil's Unit from intruding - broadcasting fake news to tarnish their name and make them an enemy of the people in the surrounding lands, with hopes the Devils will be destroyed before they can access Rodney's sanctuary.


    This episode is dedicated to the voice of The Bear, on his 50th birthday today... Who is not in this episode, but is chasing that rainbow nonetheless.


    Featuring original music from Diddlestein and the Load Warrior


    Cover art generated using Grok xAI

    37 min
  • Episode 9: Rodney is Ristening

    With Mr. Tickles out of the way, all that's left threatening Manhattan now is what's left of his army. But unfortunately for the Devil's Unit and the people of Manhattan, their power supply now hangs by a thread. Their only chance for survival now is to divert all the remaining power into an experimental weapon Isosceles has created to destroy the last of the enemy. If this works, the next mission will be to find a massive power source to quickly replenish their systems. But until they do, they will be completely vulnerable to attack. A mysterious location with an excess of power does exist, but getting to it is incredibly risky... If they aren't quiet.


    Cover art generated using Grok xAI

    31 min
  • Episode 8: Little Red Riding Ramone

    After a botched night incursion on Mr. Tickles' compound, the Devil's Unit find themselves waking up from a deployed gas grenade as restrained prisoners, prepped for a gruesome interrogation before being brought to meet Mr. Tickles. But they're not alone. An old friend has also been captured. And a new friend has just realized a peculiar ability which may just aid in their escape, and the rescue of Max. It's a race against time to complete this mission before all of Manhattan's defensive power is depleted back home. Can they do it? I don't know. Listen to the G-Dang episode and find out for yourself. Geez.


    Cover art generated using Grok xAI

    54 min
  • Episode 7: Story Time
    As the second half of Devils For Hire, Season 1 is in production, the incredibly unincredible creator of the show C.R. Lavallee sits down and reads two of his original short stories.
    Story 1: People Who Lick Book Pages and the Space-time Continuum.
    Story 2: The Dragon's Cave.
    Devils For Hire will be back soon. In the mean time, enjoy!
    16 min

About Devils For Hire

From the publisher's feed

The year is 2049. The world is a changed place. A state of devolution following World War 3. The last of humanity has scattered to various sanctuaries across the land. Haunted by the terrors brought on by the nuclear apocalypse: Mutants, Zombies, Yetis, and Marauders - the merciless scavengers and displaced soldiers of the last great war. The last hope for what's left of humanity is a team of mercenaries. Elite soldiers from the old world known as the Devils Unit.