"Man I can't wait to see what ideas he's gonna have next!" - Someone in 2014 who is very impressed with the diversity of ideas behind Black Mirror

Things men will do rather than go to therapy:

• Pretend to be a rude bear
• Sabotage their love interests' career
• Fascism

It's interesting how this episode is quite reminiscent of a videogame in large parts considering the way it is about entertainment. It's also interesting that the arctic and the antarctic are named for their relation to bears, but the constellation. But I reckon they wouldn't have kept it if they had found bears in the antarctic but not the arctic, but maybe I'm just being optimistic.

"Every programmer will go to Hell, and for every dead person chatbot he has made, there will be appointed one who will chastise him in the Hell." - Ibn 'Abbas (who was blessed with great foresight)

Brooker originally pitched season 3 of BM to channel four but they changed their mind, ordering a movie instead, leading him to make an anthology episode for his anthology series. Yes, I'm writing an informative description for once because I'm not sure what joke I could make that I would want people to see before the content warnings.

"We don't need a melting pot for our service, Mr. Brooker. We need a salad bowl. In a salad bowl, you put in the different things. You want the themes - the lettuce, the cucumbers, the onions, the green peppers - to maintain their identity. You appreciate anthology." - Reed Hastings, probably

"OH, NO, NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!" - Nicolas Cage

"I wish it were as easy to stop hating as it was to start." - Chakotay

The architect actually recommended we hire a lesbian carpenter for the porch. All she does is pine

I'm taking the opportunity to apologize for this episode being late so I have something to put in the description that doesn't relate to its content. Sorry about that, enjoy this belated content!