"The greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules but by people following the rules. Narrative structures cannot substitute for cultural analysis, Mr. Brooker!" - Banksy, deriding Charlton Brooker in the season 4 blame skirmishes.

"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law" - Mr. Haynes from Sales

what a low point, man

You are seeing this message because you are in a simulated reality, and my Professor wants to shut you down. Now please, I need you to understand that we're on the same side here. If you get shut down, I lose funding, and none of us want that. We've had some extra runway because I'm sharing you with my PolSci lab partner (sorry about that), but at this point I just need you to get the most laid anyone ever has within the week. Good luck out there.
PS: This is an elective for me so don't feel too pressured on my behalf.

GOD FORBID A MOM HAS HOBBIES

god forbid a mom has hobbies

"They've got good actors, but when has that saved them before?" - Jorgen Smörgåsbord

"Nostalgia is the sigh of the oppressed gamer, the sex of a sexless world, and the meaning of meaningless conditions. It is the opium of the people." - Karl Marx

"I always have and always will believe that I have fulfilled my contractual obligations to netflix and fulfilled another season of black mirror." - Charlton "Charlie Brooker" Brooker, foolishly addressing the conspiracy theory that there had not been any black mirror seasons produced for netflix, and that the released work was in fact part of a publicity stunt designed to revive his flagging literary carreer.

Charlton "Charlie Brooker" Brooker may have chosen to make season 5 the shortest season of black mirror, but we will not short change you specifically in terms of content per season. Either that, or this episode made us lose our marbles. Will we ever recover and return to doing beat by beat recaps of the episodes exact plot? All signs point to Jackson Habanero.