Sasquatch is joined by Lurch Monster and Mr Pink tonight / It's Hogmany, and we're three men speaking rubbish over the internet / Mr Pink accesses the Gulag fibre, works as well as dial-up / Lurch gets introduced to the world of Harry Potter / Mr Pink has a visit from another inmate / Toddler defecates in church-goers shoe / Man sooks wrong nipple / All this and more on tonight's OG DHB!