We’ve said it innumerable times before, but some suit-wearing celebrities simply refuse to listen: You don’t have to tweet! There are so many other activities available to you during your short time on Earth, especially when you are rich! You can remodel the guest kitchen of your third summer home! You can build a medium-sized vault, line it in several layers of vicuña fur, and whisper your opinions in there! Depending on how rich you are, you can buy a Bell 407 helicopter, write your tweet on a piece of paper, and throw it out the door over the Indian Ocean! All of these...