This week on Pop Uncultured, we are the Joe Rogan Experience.  We bring you 3 hours of goodness crammed into one free episode, and you can't even rate us on iTunes.  Good, cretins, we've marked you for what you are.

After a long and upsetting look at Bad Dragon's dragon dildos (and every other dragon-based sex toy under the sun), we move into a brief conversation about "furries" (yiff in hell, furfags).  We talk about our first tits and boners, and how fortunate we are that we weren't set off down the furry path, even though Puppet Master 5 set me off on the head-drilling path.  That's basically just exposition, the episode hasn't even started yet, because damn do we have a first-class freakshow today.

After Disney Jerk, who on any other day might have had his own episode, we find That Vegan Teacher on the Cringetopia subreddit.  This dame is either the best troll who ever lived, or the stupidest and most arrogant cow I've ever beheld.  I'm still not sure which one it is, but either way she is beautiful.  This level of brilliance is rarely ever beheld by mine weary eyes, but fortune has smiled upon me!  We spend a lot of time talking about our bosses giving us fleshlights and gummy sushi, America's Sweetheart Unicole Unicron, how crystals are really awesome and everyone likes them and that's normal, baby-birding tit milk into a nest, which Asians eat dogs, blowjob reparations, Vegan's new slur for black people (pigskins), how forests are basically vegan buffets, boy starter kits, and being racist to Canadians...all the while doing bad impressions of the Sopranos.

Damn, you're seriously so lucky to know about this show.

Timestamps

1. 10:07 Pussydick Dildo https://bad-dragon.com/products/zaratan
2. 10:41 Hollowdick Dildo https://bad-dragon.com/products/flintsheath
3. 12:34 Dragonpussy Dildo https://bad-dragon.com/products/zoie
4. 15:50 Egg Buttplug https://bad-dragon.com/products/eggplug
5. 23:20 Puppet Master 5: Dram's First Boner https://youtu.be/-jWSwbCGWok
6. 26:13 Reddit Cringetopia: “This made me become an anti-vaxxer” feat. @markodea8 https://www.reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/ni7nnn/this_made_me_become_an_antivaxxer/
7. 37:52 Mark Odea Tik Tok https://www.tiktok.com/@markodea8?lang=en
8. 46:35 Reddit Cringetopia: “That vegan teacher getting triggered by a non vegan dish” feat. TVT https://www.reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/nig4fi/that_vegan_teacher_getting_triggered_by_a_non/
9. 01:15:35 LET'S TALK ABOUT ALL THE CONTROVERSIAL ISSUES. POLITE PRE-VEGANS WELCOME. by That Vegan Teacher https://youtu.be/zVtdAlGoANU
10. 01:16:48 Are You Racist by That Vegan Teacher (official winner of PUP's Best Video Yet award) https://youtu.be/1xrFjxCZNCY
11. 01:35:19 Yes, We're Vegan Kids! by That Vegan Teacher https://youtu.be/Z8o2Wfo844U
12. 02:50:10 Amy Smith Highlight Reel by Pop Uncultured Podcast https://youtu.be/GWsKAG8829k
13. 02:51:24 Claire Michelle's YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtCSrYbGbzmeLPNJYFuD50A