Rob is stuck in Copenhagen with some mermaid and finds that "flippin' your tail you don't get too far" - well, not on the airline he's booked with! So it's left to Grant, Mel and Geoff to bring you this month's show. We stand in the line at Immigration waiting for our big black cross, we go exploring Halloween Fright Houses at Universal with Christopher Ro and we finally announce details for 2017's Grand Day Out. We also announce the winner of the Mid Month Update competition. There's the news and rumours and a heap of Bon VoyagEEs and it's all done with a British Accent.