A penile punisher sues webcam girls and Twitch for him causing necrosis to his own purple headed monster. Will he win or will he have to settle for a small fee for his damaged wee?

Eric shoe-horns in an opportunity to brag about his 8.8 rating on hotornot.com from 2004. Jay pulls the throttle even farther on the way back machine to discuss Star69 & Atari.

Jay and Eric imagine how the first human sacrifices must have come about.

The academy waxes philosophical and discuss the boomer and millennial divide. Was AYSO soccer really THAT bad?