A joyous Greetsgiving to one and all on this day of Beige Feasting! 

Join Bobby, Dan, and the math rock supergroup Steampunk Monocle as they gobble away about cousin-rich families, murderer's plastic, and why the greasiest holidays get the nice plateware! In the middle, we go through the GCA's guide to submitting a greeting card! And finally, we rate and review a card that bought a ticket on the 8:47 AM Express to Wholesome-town! Steam! 

Big ups to @karenboyle90 for this week's card submission!