Dem Bois™ are asking all the hard-hitting questions in this highly politically-charged time! Who balled harder: What is proper Papa John's eating etiquette? Can Tre whoop Papa John's pizza-eating record? Who balled harder: Charlie Sheen or Michael Douglas? Did Tre meet a cute twink boi at this year's Nightmares Before Christmas show? What would a Lynyrd Skynyrd anime be like? Would Chase fuck a clone of Jessica Simpson? Is Chris Gaines Garth Brooks?! What is a Turkey Tango and what did Bingy do there?

Also, Terry talks about buried dinosaurs in India, Chase brings up the LA dickfish, and Bingy talks movies with no real direction whatsoever. So... the uzhe.