We thought this would be cute. It was not cute.

For our Valentine’s episode, we asked you to send in your best (and worst) stories… and you absolutely delivered.

What we got? Romantic. Chaotic. Mildly concerning.

From delusional expectations to hard reality checks… from grand gestures to emotional plot twists… and yes, even a “I had a crush on my second cousin” confession — we read it all.

If you’ve ever hyped up Valentine’s Day just to eat takeout in sweats… or experienced a romantic moment that should’ve come with a warning label — this one’s for you.

And yes. The title makes sense once you listen.