The story our title comes from is a wild one, folks, so strap in when you get near the end. This week we have: Scott Derrickson leaving directing Doctor Strange 2 from Dan, Fear Wish (a new short horror internet film) from Max, Child’s Play getting a series at SyFy from Dan and a story about Burt Ward’s penis to round it out from Max.

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