Lucas makes a volcano for 3rd grade science class. Problem is that Lucas is 28 years old and in graduate school. Unfortunately, the uranium that he uses becomes unstable and 3 city blocks have to be evacuated. Howard opens a hot dog stand and Sally gets food poisoning. Joyce visits her grandparents in Michigan and finds love on the way. Lester moves out of his mother's basement - again. Owen gets a rash in a not so nice place but has no problem scratching in public. Ben has a sinus infection that quickly becomes bronchitis. He is amazed by the vivd colors of phlegm that he produces and sets up a Facebook page to document the progress. email: [email protected] web: www.michaeloster.com