When Glen the plumber is done with his long day of laying pipe, he likes to relax and have a cold beer. Unfortunately, he's all out of beer. To top it off the TV has unexpectedly died and the dog just got sick on his new wood floor. He calls up his girlfriend Gina to come over for a little romance, but she's on her period. Now things are about to get ugly. Outside, the solar storm kicks into high gear. Transmissions are garbled and the sky turns a vivid green. Bill gets stung by a wasp and bit by a pelican on his penis. Both in the same day. A strange coincidence indeed, as this is the exact sequence of events that's required to start a zombie outbreak. email: [email protected] web: www.michaeloster.com