Two hundred years in the future and billions of miles off course in uncharted deep space, the crew of USS Uranus finds a secret Nazi outpost. It appears to be long abandoned. A detailed search reveals unbelievably advanced technology... far beyond that of Earth. They load some examples onto Uranus for a return journey home. However, they're not exactly sure where they are and how to get back. Even worse, it appears that this "abandoned" outpost in fact is inhabited - by "Damn Dirty Horny Nazi Apes"! These apes haven't seen a human in centuries, and it shows. The Captain orders the crew to protect Uranus at all costs. But three of the extremely agitated apes have made it into the cargo hold. What happened next is so vile that it cannot be written or even discussed. email: [email protected] web: www.michaeloster.com