'May the roads you travel all be unpaved'. This Chinese proverb became a living hell for Zack as the road he was now traveling was in fact, unpaved. Also he was barefoot, it was snowing and he was going exclusively uphill. Zack had experienced tough times before. Far worse than this. But he was never more pissed off. And he was on a mission to kill the bastard that came up with that Chinese proverb. And who could blame him, really? Ever since Daphne farted in yoga class, Zack has been in a really bad mood. And this just complicates things. But, in Daphne's defense, she did eat a super burrito just before class. Zack warned her. email: [email protected] web: www.michaeloster.com