Dave's gone and done it again. He left the gate open and Buster got out. Now Buster is known throughout the neighborhood as an uncontrollable crotch sniffer and once he's got his nose fixed on a target, there's no stopping him. The upside is that he occasionally provides a generous 'happy ending' to a select few of his 'victims'. Though this seems to be purely unintentional and random, it is nevertheless regarded as a plus. But, this is the fifth time in a month that Buster has run amok. All other options exhausted, the homeowner's association is forced to take decisive action. Everything becomes completely clear when it's realized that Buster is Dave's hand puppet which he fabricated from an old sock, discarded buttons, duct tape and a used enema bag. email: [email protected] web: www.michaeloster.com