The brothers had been arguing for hours and were just about to come to blows. It was all over the meaning of a song's lyrics. The older one thought the song was a protest against nuclear war and how devastating it could be. The younger one disagreed and countered that the song was about the growing abyss between the rich and the poor and how terrible poverty was. They went around in circles each making a case for their side. And they focused on what they believed were the pivotal lines of the song 'I beat you to the punch / Then your Mom made me lunch'. This, they both agreed was where the true essence of the song's meaning resided. The older one thought that this told of how a preemptive strike rendered the other side helpless, but really caused both sides to lose the war. The younger brother perceived that it was how the rich owned everything and forced the poor to work for them at a slave's wage. What both the brothers didn't realize was that this song was in fact a country song disguised as a brutal death metal love ballad. The song was actually about how this guy had his wife leave him on the same day that his dog died. Also, to top things off, his truck was stolen, the factory closed and he was let go from his job. email: [email protected] web: www.michaeloster.com