They had perfected the art of interstellar travel. They had developed the finest spacecraft. Their plan was exceptional. Their intention was to breed with our females. However, advanced and intelligent as they were, there were a few flaws in their research. First, they didn't take into account our resolve to defend our planet. Second, they underestimated our size. Actually, they really underestimated our size. We were giants compared to them. They were so small in fact, that they were barely visible to our naked eyes. At first, we didn't even know they were here, especially given the limited effectiveness of their weapons against us. And as for our females, well breeding with them wasn't even possible due to the differences in size and DNA. Truth was, this advanced species from another galaxy really fucked up this time. Their overconfidence had led them billions of light years across the endless expanse of nothing to a world that just wouldn't work for them. Returning with nothing to show for it wasn't an option. The only thing left was for their leader to send a warning back home, 'Planet 7732 Uninhabitable. Intense Radiation. No Lifeforms. Do Not Approach.' email: [email protected] web: www.michaeloster.com