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Difficult Listening Channel - 235 - Slave to the System or: But Not to Her Anatomy


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Their worst fears have been confirmed: Molly's Teddy Ruxpin bear is demonically possessed! It all started when Molly's mother purchased the toy on Ebay. She should have stopped at the 'as-is, no refunds or returns' conditions, but the Buy Now price was simply too good to resist. Ever since it arrived, pets around the neighborhood began to mysteriously disappear. At first, hardly anyone noticed. But after a few weeks, major suspicions were aroused. It wasn't fully realized until the cute and cuddly bear was caught mid-act ripping the head off of Molly's beloved tabby cat Mister Winkles. A priest was brought in to perform the exorcism. The ritual was brutal and full of blood, feces, and vomit from both people and stuffed animals alike. The exorcism however was a failure. The priest was lost, but much was learned. Turns out the Ruxpin bear had been the host of a sinister and vile demon spawn for the last decade. It had left behind a path of violent murder that would make even the most grizzly serial killer quiver with fear. Now the only thing that stood in the way of complete world destruction was Molly's determined mother and a rusty 12 Gauge. email: [email protected] web: www.michaeloster.com
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the Difficult Listening ChannelBy Michael Oster