'I didn't know robots could do that!' Sam exclaimed. 'Sure. They've been doing it for a long time now.' His best friend Jake replied. 'Well, we've got to make one.' And with that Sam led Jake to the garage where they began scavenging for parts from his Dad's old Macintosh. The two spend days putting together salvaged computer parts and other interesting fragments that they grabbed while dumpster diving. Though their intentions were good, at first, they had achieved nothing but a random mess. Weeks passed, though, and the boys finally had something to show for the time they had invested. On the outside, their product did indeed resemble the robot that they saw on the internet. Below the surface was a different matter. They had somehow managed to put together the finest sex bot that the neighborhood had ever seen. Troubled as their parents were, however, Jake and Sam did get grounded as their creation only spewed out the foulest of language. But, once both sets of parents tried the unit out..for research purposes of course…the boys were soon released to go play outdoors. Alas, their robot had been confiscated never to be seen again. But, just about any night, if you listen really close, you can almost hear it. Someone's put that robot to work. email: [email protected] web: www.michaeloster.com