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Difficult Listening Channel - 247 - Birthing Hips and the Generous Gift of Cat Vomit or: Beating the Sensitive Dolphin


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The day started out innocently enough with young Anthony outside digging holes. Usually he’s not allowed out of the house because he can’t stop digging, but somehow he’s managed to escape. So he continues wandering and digging. Eventually, Anthony haphazardly makes his way to the local secret military base where he eagerly continues his relentless digging. His presence goes undetected for over two hours until suddenly, he unearths Dr. Von Zurnbler's most dangerous creation ever. The creature which was awakened from its eternal slumber becomes highly agitated. It viscously rips off poor Anthony’s head then lets out an ear-bleeding shriek which can be heard for miles. Alarms sound and defensive actions are taken, but it’s already too late. Nothing that the military can offer up on such short notice has any effect on the creature. Then out of sheer desperation Dr. Von Zurnbler himself is contacted. Though he’s been institutionalized and heavily medicated for the last decade, the authorities held out hope that he could be of some assistance since it was he who created this thing. Unfortunately, all the good doctor can do is fecal paint geometric figures on the walls. It seems that the town is doomed. email: [email protected] web: www.michaeloster.com
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the Difficult Listening ChannelBy Michael Oster