Kitty and Patrick are back after a summer of parenting are are diving right into a Christmas episode ... in August. Ah well, Happy Holidays as we talk about lung infections and how they screwed up the science on this one.

EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING: We had our potty mouths working on this one, folks. So keep that in mind if you are at work or near kids. In this episode we talk about Bones on trial, linger in relationship corner and lear about a condition that can lead to kidney stones. Also, we talk about BDSM.

We extend our vocabulary with a new word and ponder what to do with our horny single friends. We also explore Temperance Brennans violent streak and the startling facts about the death penalty in the United States.

This week we enjoy an episode weirdly based on a true story. We learn about the word iniquities and explore the world of Urban Music and corpse-detecting dogs. You may be as surprised as we were to learn how these fuzzy death hunters are trained!

This week we watch the Jeffersonian team grapple with a child victim, which raises the emotional stakes for everyone. This one made Kitty cry, ya'll. But also it made both of us laugh as Zach puts on a ridiculous thermal suit and Bones parks her fancy (?) car like an asshole.

It's episode four and we thrill to the adventures of Bones and Booth as they head to the horniest town in Washington State. Today we discuss the difference between autopsy and necropsy and explore the long sordid history of cannibalism.

This week we cringe about Zach's unnecessary sexual sub-plot and thrill at the introduction of Heavy D. as Sid, the owner of Wong Fu's. We also freak out over permissive adults, learn some latin and discover the mysteries of the hyoid bone.